Obese or Not Obese

Picking up new slang and integrating things me and the homies have created into common vernacular is a favorite past time of mine. At times it can be frustrating explaining the meaning of my hot off the press vocabulary, but it's rewarding when people wanna pick it up and use it themselves.

The other day while cruising Perez Hilton I came across a posting where he uses the term OBESE (instead of huge) which is something me and my boy Two Cents have been sprinkling into our vocab since January.

Definition
OBESE- to go really, fucking big; out of hand; putting it down like an animal; Synonym, also see Full Blown Wookie

I'm adding this shit to UrbanDictionary.com today since it's not currently repped. I'll keep you posted on if it gets published. I'm sure sure it'll catch on if it's already gaining traction in the Cuban and the GLBT community. Best be sure, we're taking full credit!

MODERAT!

Moderat (Modeseletor+Aparat) just dropped their self titled album of sonic destruction on BPitch Control (please scope thier roster if u haven't yet) this month. Some folks seem to have had higher expectations, but fuck it, if you're into some weird envelope pushing, experimental electronica ish than you should try this one on. Check em' out in SF tonight @ 103 Harriet courtesy of Blasthaus w/ support from Glitch Mob's Kraddy and download a teaser of the album here. BLAP!



This video makes me hungary, happy, and nauseous all at once. YEE!

SOUND PIECES

Tonight Sound Pieces is blowing the doors off Paradise Lounge in San Francisco with a healthy dose of bass, blaps, dub, and electro. Featuring Lando Kal (Lazer Sword), Bogl (Sound Pieces), DJ Swayzee (Low), COBALTROBOT (Joey Mousepad + Redivider), LOUD PACK (television + upturn). For the occasion, me and Television are droppin some unreleased dub mashups that our homie Swear put together. Cop a few of here em here exclusively and watch out for LOUD PACK + SWEAR collabos in the near future...

Swear-Act Metal into Unitizer (Rough Draft)
Swear-Towards Ignition into Mars (Rough Draft)
Swear-Well 'Ard Lollipop (Rough Draft)
Swear-Dead Money (Rough Draft)

LOUD PACK!!!!<-----

I Use Protection

Real talk, guys do some weird shit. Especially when it comes to masturbating. I was just let in on something this weekend called the "Posh Jerk" (also known as the "Posh Wank"). In short, it's when a guy beats off using a condom. The visual is pure comedy, but I can see the draw for lazy and fastidious men.

Which brings me to Chester French. I bet these awkward, nerdy, ivy league boys did some serious fantasizing prior to becoming Pharrell's darlings. (Perhaps even a posh jerk?) Either way, I'm into it and haven't gotten over the song She Loves Everybody. Ironically, they marketed the cover for the single as an open condom wrapper, playing off the line in the song "she craves affection, so I use protection". I wonder if the song is based on Max's short lived marriage to Peaches Geldof and if so, I sure hope he bagged it up cause I hear she's a tramp.

Diplo vs Ninjasonik

Missed Ninjasonik on their tour through SF, but heard that they murdered it in the Bay and LA (c y'all in NY). However, I also heard (& saw) some surprising news from the cuddies @ the One Love party last night that the homie Rev Mcfly (of Ninjasonik) fucking DDT'd Diplo in LA!!!!%$#@* (Still LMAO!). Apparently Diplo was talkin' some foul ish about Ninjasonik and they weren't havin' that. I guess u gotta watch what u say on twitter or prepared to watch you're back (and ankles)...LOL! ROTFL!

Too $hort-F.U.C.K.Y.O.U Feat. Mistah F.A.B, MS. Hollywood & Ginger

STUSSY X STONES THROW / 2009 TOUR

Tonight, the Stones Throw mothership touches down in San Francisco with a fistful of intergalactic soul and funk on the 2nd stop of the tour. The STUSSY X STONES THROW / 2009 TOUR! features DâM-FunK, Mayer Hawthorne, James Pants and Peanut Butter Wolf and 2 nu exclusive Stussy x Stones Throw tees!!! Check out a sample of Dam's new 4 track ep, "Lets Take Off" to give you a better idea of what kind heat is gonna be thrown on the tour. Go out n buy all of their albums and hit the show in Frisco tonight! -One...

Dam Funk-Hood Pass Intact

Get Buck!

Its Friday and I think its time to GET BUCK IN HERE!!! The Risk One B-more remix is especially crackin'. Enjoy...

Felli Fel feat. Akon, Diddy, Ludacris & Lil Jon-Get Buck In Here
Felli Fel-Get Buck In Here (Risk One Clap Clap Remix)