Monday, April 27, 2009

I Use Protection


Real talk, guys do some weird shit. Especially when it comes to masturbating. I was just let in on something this weekend called the "Posh Jerk" (also known as the "Posh Wank"). In short, it's when a guy beats off using a condom. The visual is pure comedy, but I can see the draw for lazy and fastidious men.

Which brings me to Chester French. I bet these awkward, nerdy, ivy league boys did some serious fantasizing prior to becoming Pharrell's darlings. (Perhaps even a posh jerk?) Either way, I'm into it and haven't gotten over the song She Loves Everybody. Ironically, they marketed the cover for the single as an open condom wrapper, playing off the line in the song "she craves affection, so I use protection". I wonder if the song is based on Max's short lived marriage to Peaches Geldof and if so, I sure hope he bagged it up cause I hear she's a tramp.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Diplo vs Ninjasonik



Missed Ninjasonik on their tour through SF, but heard that they murdered it in the Bay and LA (c y'all in NY). However, I also heard (& saw) some surprising news from the cuddies @ the One Love party last night that the homie Rev Mcfly (of Ninjasonik) fucking DDT'd Diplo in LA!!!!%$#@* (Still LMAO!). Apparently Diplo was talkin' some foul ish about Ninjasonik and they weren't havin' that. I guess u gotta watch what u say on twitter or prepared to watch you're back (and ankles)...LOL! ROTFL!

Too $hort-F.U.C.K.Y.O.U Feat. Mistah F.A.B, MS. Hollywood & Ginger



Wednesday, April 22, 2009

STUSSY X STONES THROW / 2009 TOUR



Tonight, the Stones Throw mothership touches down in San Francisco with a fistful of intergalactic soul and funk on the 2nd stop of the tour. The STUSSY X STONES THROW / 2009 TOUR! features DâM-FunK, Mayer Hawthorne, James Pants and Peanut Butter Wolf and 2 nu exclusive Stussy x Stones Throw tees!!! Check out a sample of Dam's new 4 track ep, "Lets Take Off" to give you a better idea of what kind heat is gonna be thrown on the tour. Go out n buy all of their albums and hit the show in Frisco tonight! -One...

Dam Funk-Hood Pass Intact

Friday, April 17, 2009