Real talk, guys do some weird shit. Especially when it comes to masturbating. I was just let in on something this weekend called the "Posh Jerk" (also known as the "Posh Wank"). In short, it's when a guy beats off using a condom. The visual is pure comedy, but I can see the draw for lazy and fastidious men.
Which brings me to Chester French. I bet these awkward, nerdy, ivy league boys did some serious fantasizing prior to becoming Pharrell's darlings. (Perhaps even a posh jerk?) Either way, I'm into it and haven't gotten over the song She Loves Everybody. Ironically, they marketed the cover for the single as an open condom wrapper, playing off the line in the song "she craves affection, so I use protection". I wonder if the song is based on Max's short lived marriage to Peaches Geldof and if so, I sure hope he bagged it up cause I hear she's a tramp.
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